why so exchanging gift of flesh for a burn? the magma
why so lucky? the poker
why so crumbling? the castle
why so evil? the death roll
why so ate the wrong pill? the floater
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bad internet take and awful character analysis arent real they cant hurt me
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aflo:
wakes up on time, showers, gets dressed, eats breakfast, and drinks coffee, then calmly lays back down in bed and goes back to sleep
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*old hillbilly with long beard voice* they bout done tore my pussy UP
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Imagine: horror movie characters comfort you after an IBS attack
Ash Williams:
Damn baby that ass can SHIT! I think IBS makes you 10 times more groovy 😏 gimme some sugar baby
Herbert West:
I may be a doctor, but that doesn’t mean I’m a gastroenterologist. I advise you see someone else to help you with your…. issue.
Ghost Face:
That poop hurt my girl???? I’m gonna stab it to death!!! Ghost face style
Freddy Krueger:
Ermm I haven’t seen any nightmare on elm street movies yet so I don’t know what he’d say sorry :((
Jason Vore Hes:
*starts shitting in solidarity*
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cry about it dipshit